Black Friday Captions, Quotes, Hashtags, and Content That’s a Steal

Black Friday Captions

Humor, heart, and filling your cart

Step aside.
 

Racking up a body count looking for discounts

I’ll sleep when I’m dead and the deals are over.

Deals, steals, and plenty of squeals

Don’t discount your feelings about discounts.

I don’t drop the ball when I shop the mall.

This is my Super Bowl. 🏈 💳

I always get the sweetheart deal.

I’ve got a black belt in Black Friday shopping.

I’m only a morning person on Black Friday.

What’s the big deal? Oops, I meant where.

Count your blessings and discount your purchases

I’m the Sale Seeker.

I’m the real deal looking for real deals.

Running on coffee and coupons

No shame in my Black Friday game 😎💸

May your sales be plentiful and your lines be short.

It’s not a shopping day. It’s a lifestyle.

I like my Fridays black.

My wallet is crying, but my closet is flying.

Happiness is a cart full of deals.

Everything is 50% off... and I’m 100% ready.

The sales are calling out to me. 

I’m the black swan of Black Friday. 🦢

I’m here to win. 

Count on me to find the discounts.

The more I shop, the more I save, right?

Shop hard, nap harder.

Black Friday, White Christmas 🖤 ❄️

Giving my wallet a workout

Just here to buy everything I don’t need.

Found it! Now, where’s my cart? 🛒

The deals are real.

It’s not just a sale. It’s an event.

Bringing home the gold in shopping

I’m just here for the deals.

Who needs sleep when you can shop?

Steal my Black Friday deal and you’re getting a black eye!  🤜👱‍♀️🤛

TGIBF: Thank God It’s Black Friday

It’s the thought that counts…and getting it on a discount.

Got the drop on these hoes

Full Social Media Posts

Don’t discount your feelings about discounts. We get it! Finding that amazing sale is a victory! Happy Black Friday! May your deals be plentiful and your savings huge.

Deals, steals, and plenty of squeals! The aisles are wild, the sales are unreal, and we’re loving every minute of it. Wishing you a fabulous Black Friday filled with epic finds!

This is our Super Bowl. Shoppers, we hope you’re scoring big today! Cheers to a thrilling and successful Black Friday saving spree!

We’ve trained for this all year. Today’s the big day! Let’s shop like pros and score those deals. Happy Black Friday!

May your sales be plentiful and your lines be short. It’s Black Friday, and we’re ready to shop like it’s an Olympic event. Happy bargain hunting!

Happiness is a cart full of deals. Finding the best sales and making it out of the store in one piece? That’s the ultimate win. Happy Black Friday!

The deals are real. Black Friday isn’t just a day. It’s a vibe. Happy bargain hunting, and may your cart be overflowing!

Who needs sleep when you can shop? Rest is overrated when the deals are this good. Hope your Black Friday is full of savings and surprises!

You’re in it to win it. No cart left behind, no sale untouched. Wishing you the ultimate Black Friday victory! 

Black Friday Emojis

🗓️ 🛌 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️ 💨 💦 ⏳ 🕰️ 📝 👜 🛒 🛍️ 🏷️ 🎁 📦💲 💵 💳 💰 🏧 💸 💯 🧾 🏬 🏪 🏢 📉 📈 💥

💍 👕 👖 👗 👚 👠 🧣 🧥 🧤🧦 💻 📺 🧸 🎮 🛼      🦃 🍽️ 🥧  💝 💖

👩‍💻 👨‍💻 👩🏻 👩🏼 👩🏽 👩🏾 👩🏿 👱‍♀️ 👩‍🦰 👩‍🦳 👩‍🦱 👵    🤜😖🤛   👱‍♀️🆚👩🏼         🤑 🤩 🤪 🫣 🫢 😬 😡 🤬 🤕 👀 

Black Friday Hashtags

#BlackFriday     #ShopTillYouDrop     #BlackFridayDeals     #RetailTherapy     #DealHunter     #HappyShopper     #ReadySetShop     #NoSleepJustDeals     #NoSleepJustShop     #GottaGetTheDeal      #BargainHunters     #BlackFridayFrenzy     #ChristmasShopping     #DoorBusterDeals    #BestDealsOfTheYear     #BlackFridayBargains     #DealsAndSteals     #Shopaholic

#DiscountDaze     #BlackFridayFinds     #BargainBliss

Fun Questions to Ask on Black Friday

Are you all about the Black Friday deals or do you prefer to avoid the madness?
 

If you don’t participate in Black Friday, what’s your reason for skipping it?

Are you team Black Friday or Cyber Monday?

Have you ever braved the in-store Black Friday crowds?

Do you think Black Friday sales live up to the hype?

Do you start your holiday shopping on Black Friday, or do you wait until later?

Do you like to get up early and be the first in line, or do you prefer to sleep in and shop later?

If you don’t like Black Friday, do you prefer to stay home and relax, or do something else?

For the Black Friday pros: if you could recommend one Black Friday shopping tip, what would it be?

What’s your number one Black Friday shopping pet peeve?

Ever gotten into a fight on Black Friday? Verbal or physical…or both? Share your story with us!

Do you think the Black Friday hype will die down in the coming years, or keep getting bigger?

Black Friday Quotes

"Black Friday might be the only day of the year where it's acceptable to fight over a blender."
Anonymous

"Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase."

Erma Bombeck

"Anyone can buy. It takes an artist to shop."

Jennifer Finney Boylan

"Shopping is my cardio. It’s my therapy. It’s the best form of exercise!"

Serena Williams

"Shopping is just as much about the hunt as it is about the buy."

Anna Wintour

"Shopping isn’t just about buying—it’s about experiencing life with style.”

Diane von Furstenberg

"I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter."

Kim Kardashian

"Shopping is like a sport for me. There’s strategy, there’s stamina, and there’s a victory at the end."

Sarah Jessica Parker

"A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist."

Franklin Jones

"Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist."

Tammy Faye Bakker

"Shopping is a joy that never gets old."

Jane Birkin

‘I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.”

Kumail Nanjiani

“Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.”

Unknown

"Shopping allows me to give myself the things I deserve."

Kim Kardashian