Cat Captions, Quotes, and Hashtags for Every Feline Fan
Curated by cats. Typed by humans. Paw through our cat-themed content collection to find warm and witty captions, ready-to-use posts, shareable quotes, themed emojis, and engaging hashtags. Whether you're a content creator, an ad copywriter, or just a devoted human paying tribute, you'll find creative ideas and inspiration even your feline overlord will approve of.
Catty Captions
Meow is not the time.
Behold, my 3 a.m. zoomies.
I demand attention and deny affection.
Pet me. Don’t. Actually, do. Wait. Don’t.
I’m expensive, even when I’m free.
I may approach. I may vanish. That’s the thrill.
You startled me. I’ll remember that.
Yes, I sit like that. It’s called confidence.
Admire me. From over there.
I see you’re busy. Let me step on that.
As enigmatic as the Sphinx and twice as sexy
Bow down...but make it subtle.
The stare means something. Figure it out.
Nice plant. It would be a shame if I...
I’m the background chaos in your Zoom meeting.
I didn’t come when you called. You’re welcome.
I’m not impressed. And I never will be.
You don’t own a cat. You're tolerated by one.
I like my humans soft and obedient.
You may pet me now. For 3 seconds.
Litterally fabulous
I knocked it off the table because I could.
The cat's in charge. I just pay rent.
I do what I want. Even when I don’t know what I want.
Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.
You may admire me from afar.
I'm just here for the box.
Too glam to give a damn.
Ask me about my murder mittens.
Yes, I heard you. No, I won’t come.
Will absolutely knock your drink over.
I woke up and chose cuddles. Then chose violence.
Slightly evil, fully adorable.
Fur real, I’m stunning
Nine lives, no regrets.
Purrhaps you’ve heard of me.
I bite, but with love.
Cats: the original influencers
I claw what I want.
You’re welcome for my presence.
I’m not ignoring you. I’m ignoring everyone.
My hobbies include staring at walls and knocking things over.
My favorite toy? Whatever you're trying to use.
Not photogenic. Just flawless.
Not curious. Calculating.
Find someone who looks at you the way I stare at ghosts.
Nothing personal. I just vibe alone.
My loyalty is mysterious and seasonal.
There’s a reason I knocked it over. No, I won’t explain.
I love you like I love sunbeams: sporadically
That thing you love? I’m going to sit on it.
You clean my litter box. Know your role.
You’ll never know why I’m mad. But I am.
Fancy feast? Please. Where’s the charcuterie?
You earn affection. You never assume it.
I bring elegance to your otherwise average life.
I bring a certain… ambiance.
I only knock it over if it deserves it.
Mysterious, majestic, mildly murderous
10% cuddles, 90% judgment
Tap water? You don’t have sparkling?
Life’s too short to chase approval. Chase lasers.
My love is conditional, but my fur is everywhere.
My life has two speeds: blur and statue
I’m not spoiled. I’m cultured.
Your keyboard is my throne.
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Full Social Media Posts
Ready-to-use kitty content
You’re welcome for my presence. I’ve graced you with my company for approximately six minutes today. That should be enough to lift your spirits and fill your camera roll. No need to thank me. Just open the treat jar.
Yes, I heard you. No, I won’t come. Commands are for dogs. Cats prefer suggestions… that we’ll ignore anyway. You can’t summon royalty. You get summoned by it.
I claw what I want. Boundaries? I shredded them. Rules? Never heard of them. If I want it, it’s mine, especially if it crinkles, shines, or was expensive.
You may admire me from afar. Look, but do not touch. Compliment, but do not crowd. This is elite-level cat behavior, and we are simply her audience.
I'm just here for the box. Forget the toy. Forget the bed. The cardboard box wins every time. It's the law of the feline.
I knocked it off the table because I could. Was it necessary? No. Was it funny? Absolutely. Sometimes, the chaos is the point.
I bite, but with love. Love bites are a thing. Especially when you scratch the wrong ear or stop petting too soon. It’s part of the charm. (We think).
Will absolutely knock your drink over. Was it intentional? Probably. Was it deserved? Also probably. Don’t leave anything breakable unattended unless it’s part of your daily sacrifice.
Slightly evil, fully adorable. Yes, she knocked over the plant. Yes, she stares into corners like she sees ghosts. And yes, she’s still the cutest thing alive.
You don’t own a cat. You're tolerated by one. Let’s be honest: we’re all just lucky to be allowed in their majestic presence. They rule the home, the vibe, and the emotional climate. We’re here for it, and also slightly afraid of it.
I bought her a plush bed. I fluffed it. I moved it into the sun. She still chose to sit on my laptop mid-email. It’s not convenience. It’s dominance.
Cat Emojis
Add some meow to your message
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😍 🥰 😇 🤗 🥹 🙄 😭 🌈 🫶 🧠 ❤️🤎🖤🤍💔💕💗 💞
Cat Hashtags
Tag your tabby today
#FelineFine #HissAndTell #IfIFitsISits #MurderMittens #ScratchThat #WhiskerGoals #KeyboardKritter #HissToric #CatchMeOwside #PetMeMaybe #SilentJudger #SunbeamSeeker #Blep #KittenChaos #LoveAtFirstHiss #YouCantSitHere #DontPetMeIDecide #ThisIsMySpot #MeowtOfControl #FurMidable #FelineInfluencer #LitterallyFabulous #RestingHissFace
Questions for Cat People
Feline-fueled conversation starters
What’s your cat’s weirdest habit?
If your cat could talk, what would they complain about first?
How many photos of your cat are on your phone right now?
Does your cat come when called… or just when they feel like it?
If your cat had a job, what would it be?
Has your cat ever rejected a toy you bought them?
Would your cat survive in the wild, or just demand room service?
What’s your cat’s villain origin story?
How many times a day do you narrate your cat’s thoughts?
What item has your cat claimed as their own (that wasn’t meant for them)?
If your cat could order one thing online, what would it be?
Has your cat ever stared at nothing and creeped you out?
What would your cat write in their diary?
If your cat had a theme song, what would it be?
Do you think your cat secretly likes you—or just tolerates you?
How would your cat describe you to another cat?
What’s the most expensive thing your cat has ruined?
What would your cat demand in a contract to continue living with you?
If your cat were a celebrity, who would they be?
If your cat had a motto, what would it be?
Cat Quotes
Furry wisdom from famous humans
“Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.”
George Mikes
"The cat is above all things, a dramatist."
Margaret Benson
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
Hippolyte Taine
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
Leonardo da Vinci
"What greater gift than the love of a cat?"
Charles Dickens
"Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night."
Rupert Brooke
"I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through."
Jules Verne
“Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.”
Stephen Baker
"Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched."
Miguel de Cervantes
“Writers lead lonely lives. Cats are particularly good pets…”
The New Yorker
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln
"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days."
Bill Dana
"Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
Mary Bly
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
James Herriot
"Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic."
Lillian Jackson Braun
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
Terry Pratchett
"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution."
Hazel Nicholson
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein
"A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it."
Frank Perkins
"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
Garrison Keillor
"Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place."
Paul Gray
