Pregnancy and Babies: Sweet and Funny Content Ideas for New Arrivals
From bump to baby, we’ve got your content covered. Whether you’re announcing a pregnancy, celebrating a growing bump, or welcoming a newborn, this page is filled with adorable ideas for social media, cards, gifts, and more. Explore our collection of pregnancy and parenthood captions, ready-to-use posts, hashtags, themed emojis, and other creative content to help you celebrate baby-related milestones with humor and heart.
Pregnancy Captions
Words for the bump and beyond
Kick me, baby, one more time. 🎶
I’ve got 99 problems, and 98 of them are pregnancy-related.
Bumping along
Waddle squad 🤰🏽🤰🏼
Glowin’ and growin’! ✨
Push it….push it real good.
Popping and almost ready for showtime! 🍿🎥
90% sure this is a human. 👽
Can’t see my feet, but I can feel the love.
Kickin’ it with my new best friend.
I’ll hold you closer, Tiny Dancer.
Pregnancy: Asking “Is this normal?” for nine months 🩺
Carrying around a tap dancing dictator
Can’t wait to meet this little kickboxer.
Life’s sweetest surprise
Growing the love of my life.
Big belly energy
Baby’s first selfie (ultrasound or pic of your belly)
Tiny person. Huge cravings. 🍟🍕🌮
Expecting the unexpected
My due date is TBD: Totally Baby Dominated
One body. Two hearts.
My current hobby: growing a tiny human
Busy making my mini-me
Pregnancy glowing, belly growing, milk flowing
Evicting my tenant in 3…2…1
Practicing my lullabies
Can’t wait to meet my sidekick
Excited to be your home until we finally meet.
There’s a whole lot of love waiting for you.
Can’t wait to see the person you become.
Baking a mini muffin
The greatest love of all starts with a heartbeat.
Our family is about to get A LOT cuter.
Can’t believe I get to be your mom.
You're already the best part of every day.
Who needs a beach body when you’re making a baby body?
About to be promoted to “Mom”.
Oh baby, we can’t wait to meet you!
Here’s to the tiny one who’s going to change everything.
Praying they inherit all the good genes
You shook me all night long… literally, contractions are no joke 😳
Captions for Baby's Arrival
Post-worthy from day one
Exiting the womb like ✌️
Sleepless, showerless, and hopelessly in love
New to the crew
Poop…there it is. 💩🎶
New baby: “Hello… is it me you’re looking for?”
Straight outta the womb
Mom’s milk: locally sourced and always fresh
You’re simply the breast.
Express yourself! 🍼
Ooooo, sweet child o’ mine
Prepare to be baby-spammed 👶 📸
The journey of a thousand diapers begins with a single poop.
Our hearts just grew by two feet. 👣
Poppin’ bottles…of milk
Welcome to the world, kid. Hope you like loud noises, weird smells, and being licked by a dog.
Spit-up chic is my new aesthetic.
Operation Keep Tiny Human Alive — so far, so good
Our new roommate: loud, tiny, and cute
The tiniest things take up the most space in my heart.
Welcome to parenthood: Where your social life dies, but the love multiplies.
New parents, no chill.
I was made for this.
7 pounds of pure perfection
From sleepless nights to endless love
From bump to bliss
Mama’s milk bar: open 24/7
Breast friends forever.
Cutest alarm clock ever.
Little bundle, big blessing.
Born to be adored.
Nothing bonds you like a 2 a.m. blowout
First came love, then came you.
All my days begin and end with you.
A lifetime of love just began.
I may be outnumbered, but I’ve got the cutest team.
My hands are full, but so is my heart.
Stealing my sleep. Stealing my heart.
Never been bossed around this much by someone so tiny.
Small human, big attitude.
The proud parent of a professional screamer.
No one warned me how much laundry one baby could create.
I may be tired, but I’ve never been this happy.
You’re cute, but also a full-time job.
Every tiny step you take is a giant leap for my heart.
New human, who dis?
Life is messier, louder, and so much better now.
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Short Messages
From friends & family to new parents
Congratulations on your beautiful new arrival!
Huge congrats to your growing family!
So thrilled for you and your little one!
Blessings to your sweet little family.
To the parents you’ve become and the memories you’ll make.
Welcome to the world, little one! And big congrats to you!
Couldn’t be happier for your new adventure!
Sending big cheers and happy wishes your way!
You made a human! Sending big congratulations your way!
What an incredible gift! Congratulations to you both!
A tiny miracle and a huge congratulations!
Congrats on your perfect little person!
Sending love, snuggles, and the warmest wishes your way.
Sending cozy vibes, restful naps, and happy hearts.
Wishing you joy in every tiny moment.
May your little one fill your world with wonder.
You’ve got this! And you’re going to be amazing.
You were made for this beautiful, messy, magical life.
Remember: you don’t have to be perfect, just present.
You were built for this kind of love.
May this little one bring sunshine into your life every day.
Blessings on your growing family, today and always.
Here’s to your greatest adventure yet!
To love, to laughter, to late-night cuddles!
Cheers to your growing family and new memories ahead.
May this tiny person bring you more joy than you ever imagined.
May the years ahead be messy, magical, and full of meaning.
Here’s to the little soul who made your hearts double in size.
Long Messages
From friends & family to new parents
Congrats on your new adventure! You’re about to be promoted to superhero status.
Soon you’ll be holding your heart in your hands. Wishing you a beautiful, healthy, joy-filled journey to parenthood.
Someone’s getting a promotion… to Mom and Dad! So proud of you both and can’t wait to see you rock this new role.
From a twinkle in your eye to a little one on the way, what a gift! So happy for you both and excited for what’s to come.
Life just leveled up in the sweetest way. May this new adventure bring you more joy than you ever thought possible.
From now on, your heart lives outside your body. Sending love to you as you begin this incredible new life as a family.
This tiny person is going to change everything...and it’s going to be amazing. Sending you hugs, encouragement, and so much joy.
Some things are worth the wait, and this is one of them. Wishing you endless joy as you welcome your newest, tiniest family member.
Baby on board! Buckle up for the wildest, sweetest, most unforgettable ride of your life. You’ve got this, and that baby is one lucky little passenger.
You made a tiny sidekick! May you both be unstoppable together.
Your love story just added a brand-new chapter. Wishing your growing family endless joy and treasured memories in the years ahead.
Tiny kicks, big dreams. This baby is going to fill your life with so much wonder, love, and a whole lot of happy chaos.
You made a whole person! How incredible is that?! I’m so thrilled for you and can’t wait to meet the tiny miracle you’ve brought into the world.
Congratulations on your brand new tiny boss! Wishing you endless joy, deep love, and patience for those sleepless nights ahead.
Tiny feet, big footprints on your hearts already. Wishing your family an overflowing season of love, laughter, and adorable chaos.
You made a baby! What a flex. So happy for you both and can’t wait to see you absolutely crush this parenting gig.
This little soul is so lucky to have you as parents. May your family grow in love, patience, and joy with every passing day.
Congrats on your new little roomie! Hoping your days ahead are full of peaceful naps and baby belly laughs.
There’s nothing like holding a little piece of forever in your arms. Congratulations on your perfect new addition.
The smallest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. May your days ahead be filled with laughter, wonder, and boundless love.
Congrats on your new little tax deduction! May this bundle of joy fill your home with love, laughter, and a million priceless memories.
You made a tiny best friend who thinks you hung the moon. Wishing you magical days and memories you’ll tell for years to come.
Congrats on your new adventure buddy. May your days be filled with wonder, warmth, and all the little things that make life beautiful.
One look at that little face, and everything changes. Wishing you love that overflows and memories that last a lifetime.
Pregnancy & Baby Emojis
Tiny icons for tiny humans
🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿 🤱🏻🤱🏼🤱🏽🤱🏾🤱🏿 👩🏻🍼👩🏼🍼👩🏽🍼👩🏾🍼👩🏿🍼 👶🏻 👶🏼 👶🏽 👶🏾 👶🏿 👨🏻🍼👨🏼🍼👨🏽🍼👨🏾🍼👨🏿🍼
📅 ⏰ 🚼 🏥 👨🏻⚕️ 👩🏻⚕️ 📸 🎉 🎈🎊 💐 🎁 🍼 💦 🧸 🎶 🎵 🎀 💩 🚽🧴 🧺 🧦 🛒 🧹
🦸🏻♀️ 🦸🏼♀️ 🦸🏽♀️ 🦸🏾♀️ 🦸🏿♀️ 👸🏻👸🏼👸🏽👸🏾👸🏿 👨👩👧 👨👩👧👦 👩👩👧 👩👩👧👦 👨👨👧 👨👨👧👦 👫👭 ♀️
💐 🌷 🎁 💎 💵 🏆 🏅 🥛 🥑 🥒 🍪🍦🍫 🍰 🍾 🥂
🥚 🐣 🐥 🐤 🪺 🦋 🐄 🐮 💕 💞 ❤️ 💝 💟 💖 ❣️ 🩷 💙 🤍 🌟 ✨
🤩 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🥹 😭 🥳 😇 👼 🤢 🤮 🥱 😴 👏 💪 🙏
Pregnancy & Baby Hashtags
Generate a baby buzz
Pregnancy
#Expecting #OurHappyLittleSecret #BabyBumping #CutieComingSoon #BoyOrGirl #TinyHumanLoading #HelloFromTheInside #DueIn[Month] #TeamPinkOrBlue #WombWithAView #WaddleSquad #LittleLifeBigLove #GlowingFromVomiting #PushItRealGood
Babies
#WeMadeThis #NoSleepClub #LoveAtFirstSight #OhBabyBaby #WelcomeLittleOne #NewArrival #LactationStation #TinyHumanTakeover #OurNewRoommate #BabyJoy #BigLoveSmallPackage #MiniMe #MyLittleSidekick #BornToBeAdored #OurSpawnHasArrived
Fun Questions for Pregnancy & Baby Posts
What should we definitely NOT name the baby?
What was your weirdest pregnancy craving (or guess mine!)?
What’s the best parenting advice you’ve ever heard?
What’s the worst parenting advice you’ve ever gotten?
What’s your funniest memory of being around a newborn?
What’s one baby essential you swore by?
What baby gadget is totally unnecessary?
What’s one thing we’re definitely not prepared for?
What baby item do you wish existed?
What would you guess our first baby argument will be about?
What’s your best no-sleep survival tip?
If you could give the baby a superpower, what would it be?
What’s one parenting rule you’d break?
What’s the one thing you ALWAYS packed in your diaper bag?
How long did it take before you felt like you had it together (even a little)?
What’s the one parenting hack you swear by?
What’s your proudest parenting moment so far?
What’s something you swore you’d never do as a parent… but totally did?
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Pregnancy & Baby Quotes
Timeless words for tiny tots
“Every child begins the world again.”
Henry David Thoreau
“The most precious jewels you’ll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children.”
Elizabeth Stone
“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”
Don Herold
“A mother is always the beginning. She is how things begin.”
Amy Tan
“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.”
Carl Sandburg
“Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.”
Tina Brown
“Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart.”
A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”
Ray Romano
“Motherhood: All love begins and ends there.”
Robert Browning
“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
Leo J. Burke
“The best thing about babies? They grow up to become your best friend.”
Maya Angelou
“A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die.”
Mary Mason
“When a baby is born, so is a mother.”
Osho (Rajneesh)
“Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.”
John W. Whitehead
“Birth is the epicenter of women’s power.”
Ani DiFranco
