Father's Day

I’m your best DIY project. (Mom helped too.)
 

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You’re the mack daddy.

Dad, you’ve earned my seal of approval. 🦭

You nailed it, Dad! 🔨 (And also Mom!)

Raising the bar for raising kids

Always glad that you’re my dad

Happy Father’s Day from the best thing that ever happened to you!

Dad: The ultimate power tool

Dad to the bone 💪 🏍️

Making humans from scratch since [year]

I got a stroke of Dad luck.

Putting the Dad in doodad

Happy Father’s Day, from the twinkle in your eye!

I’m the best Father’s Day gift…but here’s a little something extra.

Nobody measures up to you, Dad! 📐

Thanks for impregnating mom and taking responsibility for your mistake…ME! Just kidding! Happy Father’s Day to a stand-up guy!

Rad dad

Thanks for being mom’s baby daddy!

No matter how tall I grow, I’ll always look up to you.

Happy Father’s Day to the best dad I’ve ever had.

We’re a handful. Thankfully, you’ve got a heart full.

Dad bod squad

You don’t need abs to be my dad.

Mom got hot and bothered. And I got fathered. Thanks, Dad!

Dad infinitum, Dad nauseum

Tough as nails but soft at heart. 🔨❤️

Pop Quiz: Who’s the best dad ever? (Answer: you)

Great dads always come in handy. 🧰 🛠️

Some heroes have dad bods.

There’s no father I’d rather have!

Do dad > Don’t dad

Thanks for killing bugs…and every other brave thing you do! 🪳 🕷️ 🦟

Thanks for going broke and pretending I was worth it. 💸

MVP Dad 🏆

Dad tidings to you!

Thanks for life, Daddio

You always set a Dad example.

Winning at fatherhood 🥇

Thanks for not ske-dad-dling!

You’re a man among men.

Every great story starts with a great dad. 📖 💙

Legendary dad 🏰

Strong as an ox. 🐂  Sweet as a bunny. 🐇

Our first hero and forever guide

Dad, you’re my main man.

Because of you, I am me.

You taught me that “impossible” is just a word. 💪

Sorry for always sticking in your craw, dad. 🦐

A father’s legacy is his son. Proud to carry on yours, Dad. ❤️

King of the grill 🥩 🔥

Handy dandy daddy

The man, the myth, the legend

The worst jokes. The best advice.

Taught by the best, inspired by the greatest.

My rock. My coach. My ATM. 💸

You the man, Dad!

You’re good at pretending to be in charge.

Who needs superheroes when you have a Dad?

My birth: a small step for Dad, a giant leap for mankind. The world thanks you, Dad!

You’re not half, Dad. You’re 💯

All Dad jokes aside, you’re the best!

Thanks for the great genes, Dad! 🧬

Happy Father’s Day from your favorite.

He’s the GOAT 🐐❤️

Thanks for being the cool parent. Don’t tell mom.

Dad level: Expert. 🏆

Are you man enough to be a dad?

You koalify for “Best Dad Ever” 🐨

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